GAA in Heaven

Two old men, john and joe, sit on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about GAA

John turns to Joe and asks, “Do you think there’s GAA in Heaven?” Joe thinks about it for a minute and replies, “I dunno. But let’s make a deal — if I die first, I’ll come back and tell you if there’s GAA in Heaven, and if you die first, you do the same.” They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Joe passes on. Soon afterward, John sits in the park feeding the pigeons by himself and hears a voice whisper, “John… John… .” John responds, “Joe! Is that you?” “Yes it is, john” whispers Joe’s ghost. J, still amazed, asks, “So, is there GAA in Heaven?” “Well,” says Joe “I’ve got good news and bad news.” “Gimme the good news first,” says John. Joe says, “Well, there is GAA in Heaven.” John says, “That’s great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that?” Joe sighs and whispers, “You’re playing in goals on Friday.”