Some fun
Devout Catholic guy is driving around a large metropolitan city. Desperate for a parking space, he begins to cry out “God, if you find me a parking space, I promise I’ll stop drinking, go to confession and start attending mass each sunday, without fail”. Moments later, a car pulls away from the curb just ahead of him and a parking spot is his. guy says: “Never mind, I found one!”.

Two nuns are driving late at night when suddenly a demon jumps out of the woods and onto the hood of their car. As he snarls at them through the windshield, the nun driving says, “Quick, sister, show him your cross.”

The other nun rolls down the window, leans out and screams angrily, “Oy, devil! Get lost!”

A painter was hired to do some work on a local church. To recoup the cost of the discount he had given the church, he diluted his paint with turpentine.

One day while he was up on the scaffolding, almost finished with the job, he heard a horrendous clap of thunder, and the sky opened.

The rain washed the thinned paint off the church and knocked the painter off his scaffold and onto the ground below.

He knew this was a warning from the Almighty, so he got on his knees and cried: “Forgive me Lord! What should I do?”

And from above the clouds boomed a voice: “REPAINT! REPAINT! AND THIN NO MORE!