Some Jokes for Christmas….

Father George was opening his Christmas cards one December morning. Out of one of the cards came a single sheet of paper and on it was written only one word: ‘Fool’. The following Sunday, in church, Father George announced to the assembled congregation, ‘I have known many people who have written notes to me and forgotten to sign their names. But this week I received a note from someone who signed his name and had forgotten to write a letter.’

There will be a short meeting of the Board immediately after the mass this morning,’ announced Fr. Jones after his homily on Christmas morning. At the end of mass, the group gathered at the back of church for the announced meeting.  However, this Christmas there was a stranger in their midst. He was a visitor who had never attended their church before. ‘My friend,’ asked Fr. Jones, ‘did you understand that this is a meeting of the Board?’ ‘Oh, yes,’ said the visitor, ‘and after that sermon, I’m about as bored as you can get.’