Two old men, john and joe, sit on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about GAA John turns to Joe and asks, “Do you think there’s GAA in Heaven?” Joe thinks about it for a minute and replies, “I dunno. But let’s make a deal — if I die first, I’ll come back and […]
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Three highly decorated police officers die in a wild shoot out with narcotics dealers and go to heaven. God greets them and asks, “When you are laid out in your casket, and your fellow officers and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you? The first cop says, “I […]
A man walks into a monastery and says “I want to be monk.” The abbot replies “Great! But you realise we are not allowed to talk except every ten years.” The man replies “Fine.” Ten years go by and the man goes into the abbot’s office. The abbot asks, “Well my son what have you […]
Fr. Albert Author unknown Father Albert often told us that since freedom blessed our race, We ought all to come together and repair our meeting place. Father Albert was very insightful Told of times when Mass was in secret It was a gift to have a church Regularly set out in his weekly […]
The Corran Herald. In memory of Mrs Maria Regan, Carnacreeva, Keash, who died 2 May 1939, by her son Michael Francis Regan. A Mother’s death The summer sun was shining, ’Twas in the month of May, The birds were singing merrily When mother passed away. She left her friends and neighbours And the paths […]
Ideas for gathering Church funds!!!!!!!!
Little Philip was spending the weekend with his grandmother after a particularly trying week in infant school. His grandmother decided to take him to the park on Saturday morning. It had been snowing all night and everything was beautiful. His grandmother commented, ‘Doesn’t it look like an artist painted this scenery? Did you know God […]
A large, well built man visited the local St. Vincent de Paul and asked to see the person in charge, who was well known for her charity. As he spoke to her he said in a voice breaking with emotion, ‘I’d like to draw your attention to the terrible plight of a poor family in […]